Jan Brewer has the cojones that our President does not have to look out for all Americans in this desire of ours to secure our borders and allow legal immigration to help build this country as was the purpose of immigration law. If our own president will not enforce a federal law, more power to Jan Brewer.

Okay, normally we reserve this page for correcting popular misinterpretations of recorded quotes that come directly from our Dear Leader. But today we’re jumping to the defense of the Messiah on behalf of a blatant falsehood uttered by someone else - our arch nemesis, Sarah Palin.

That witch Palin doesn’t know anything. Contrary to what she thinks, Obama has no shortage of balls! He has basketballs, bowling balls, baseballs, not to mention tons of golf balls! Our President even claimed a special prize at the World Testicle Cooking Championship in Serbia for being “most ballsy!”

Of course, should Obama should ever go missing any “balls” of a testicular nature, we all know it’ll be Jesse Jackson who should be prime suspect number one!

But for now, enough about our Chosen One lacking balls! Or as the wise-ass Palin says, “Cojones”... Ha! That’s probably the most Spanish that Palin knows anyway, after all she’s just a dumb hick from Alaska. El Presidente, on the other hand, knows a helluva lot of Spanish. In fact, his “Vice Presidente” would argue he’s as close to fluency as any clean, articulate, nice-looking black man can get!