We're gonna build stuff and invent stuff!
Jan 21, 2011
We’re going back to Thomas Edison’s principles. We’re gonna build stuff and invent stuff!
So once again, our Dear Leader is under attack for speaking to his audience like a bunch of third graders. And once again, we’re here having to defend Him against misguided attacks questioning his intelligence.
Look, it’s an undisputed fact that Obama is the smartest President ever. Unquestionable fact. The mainstream media says so.
So, when you couple the President’s uber intelligence with the fact that 20% of American adults read at or below a fifth-grade reading level, then you must understand that when he went off teleprompter to address his audience with phrase like “invent stuff” that he was merely ensuring that he spoke in terms 100% of his audience (primarily composed of his adoring constituents) could comprehend. This is a communication skill he likely honed as a community organizer - which is to always speak to your lowest common denominator. To do otherwise would be exclusionary!
Of course, had George W. Bush ever uttered such a phrase, it would be confirmation of his bona-fide idiotness. But when said by The One, it is ,of course, an indication of his bona-fide awesomeness stemming from his superior edumacational background. It is important to make this distinction.
Another common line of attack against our Dear Leader on this speech stems from the references to Thomas Edison, inventor of the incandescent light bulb. With the President’s party gleefully sending packing the last plant to make such bulbs in this country, in favor of CFL-style bulbs made principally in China, critics are contending that Obama is showing himself to be out of touch on this topic.
Well rest assured that nothing could be further from the truth. Did you not listen to the speech? We’re gonna invent stuff!