We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal [long pause], endowed with certain unalienable rights: life and liberty and the pursuit of happiness. That’s what makes us unique. That’s what makes us strong.

So, yes, our humble Messiah omitted a religious reference when quoting from the Declaration of Independence (the original phrase written by the Founders was, “...endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable rights...“). Naturally, this minor three word omission in the President’s speech has right wingers -- you know, the ones who like to cling to their guns and religion -- going bat-crazy. “See,” they say, “Obama deliberately dropped a reference to God!”

Well, duh! Of course our Dear Leader deliberately omitted those words. Based on Obama’s long pause and scowl in the video, it appears his teleprompter writer had the audacity to actually include that “by their Creator” phrase in the script. Fortunately, our ever ready President engaged his quick thinking reflexes and daftly jumped past those words. And it’s a damn good thing he did, too!

You see, as a bonafide Super Genius, Obama knows all about being sensitive to his audience, particularly those that are most easily offended. He knows that while it’s tough to put off a hardened, God-fearing Christian, Barry’s many atheist and tree-worshipping supporters don’t want to hear one word of that Creator/Christian bullshit! Yes, our President is that sensitive! It’s just like when he was talking to a crowd in Austria and referred to their spoken language as “Austrian” - Barry knew that Austrians generally need to distinguish themselves from Germans! It’s all about sensitivity and empathy, people!

And don’t forget, just to show how genuinely appreciative he is to those few Christians that remain in this country (and, perhaps, to give a tiny bit of deference to the Creator himself), Barry did delay his golf game the next day to attend services at the St John’s Episcopal Church. So all’s cool, man! Hallelujah!