Thank goodness for our fine, young Corpse Men!

...one such translator was an American of Haitian decent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world, Navy Corpse Man Christian Bouchard...



Critics are claiming that our Dear Leader’s odd pronunciation of “corpsman” is just a reflection of his ignorance to the military, for which he is serving as our Commander in Chief. Sheesh, such a typical, simplistic conclusion!

Do we really need to spell this out?

Look, what do firemen do? They deal with fires. What do mail men do? They deliver mail.

And what do military people do? They kill! They create corpses! So they’re corpse-men! Enough said!