I will not rest... we will not rest... I will not rest.... we will not rest... no rest... no rest... no rest...

It should go without saying that “rest” is, of course, a subjective term. This may look to you like mere golfing, but for Obama this is actually how he stimulates his superhuman mental capacity to solve all our problems. You think this is restful? Think again! To the contrary, the man is an around-the-clock working machine! Seriously, some go so far as to say he’s God-like, but they forget that even the Almighty took a day of rest. Not our President! He not only does everything by himself, he does it without rest (again, subjective term!). Think about that! Every other President in the history of America has had to rest in order to accomplish major tasks. The idiot Bush had to sleep every freakin’ night to function. And to top it off, Obama could put Bush’s handicap to shame!