...and over the last two years that’s meant taking on some powerful interests. Some powerful interests who have been dominating the agenda in Washington for a very long time, and they’re not always happy with me. They talk about me like a dog! That’s not in my prepared remarks, it’s just, but it’s true.

It’s no surprise that right-wing fruitcakes across the country are falling all over themselves analyzing this one. “Look,” they say, “more evidence that our President is just a thin-skinned weenie, an out-of-touch ideologue exuding a victim mentality because he can’t handle criticism of his failed economic policies!”

That is, of course, just a lame surface analysis of Barry’s remark. But what else would you expect from the Right? They get their panties in a wad over the littlest things. We’re talking about a group of loonies who follow the likes of conservative pundit Mark Levin, a notorious dog lover that would naturally have a knee-jerk offensive reaction to any insinuation that “talking about someone like a dog” is an insult. Hell, Levin probably likes dogs better than people!

Of course, we all know that Barry’s off-teleprompter doggie remark is just another example of our Dear Leader channeling his supreme intellect to deliver a brilliantly thought-through, deep-meaning phrase, one that would play well to the common folk he was addressing. Remember, it was Labor Day, and he was speaking to a crowd of AFL-CIO people, after all. Union bosses love to talk down to their dogs, so they all understood the reference right away!

But as further evidence of our President’s superhuman communication skills at play, his dog reference goes well beyond that Milwaukee venue. Think about it, how do you tell a dog to stop doing something? You say, “NO!” “STAY!” “DOWN!” -- exactly what the GOP, the “Party of No,” has been saying to Obama relentlessly as he’s been working to transform our country into a Socialist Utopia for the past 20 months.

Fortunately, we know Obama won’t merely roll over like a dog and submit to the demands of the capitalist pigs of the Right. Nope, rest assured comrades, our Messiah will continue his glorious push to the Hard Left, no matter how nasty a disciplinary “newspaper swat” he and his fellow Democrats receive at the voting booth come November. Stay on course, Mr. President!