Dangerous Links

The Internet is a wild, untamed jungle for the fragile-minded and must be treated accordingly! Tender citizens must be careful never to wander far from the caring hands of the mainstream media (MSM), lest they be led astray from the virtuous principles of Big Government, which, of course, is all about taking care of "us" (and protecting us from "them").

So in the interests of preserving the all-important status quo of our blessed current administration, we at Acorn Souvenirs have scoured the internet to identify harbingers of dangerous and extreme anti-establishment thought. We have summarized some of the more dastardly sites we've found below.

By all means, do NOT under any circumstances, EVER click on any of the following links. Don't even so much as think about it, as these websites constitute a treasure trove cesspool of radical commentary and anti-progressive drivel that go completely counter to the all-important establishment paradigm. You have been warned!

Ace of Spades
Hot Air
The Peoples Cube
Reason Magazine
Instapundit
The Blaze
Big Government
Gateway Pundit
Slublog
The Daily Caller
Neal Nuze
Americans for Fair Taxation

In addition to the nefarious sites above, be certain you never find yourself watching any of the following movies:

I Want Your Money
Runaway Slave

Furthermore, avoid buying and reading any of the following books, as they are loaded with right-wing propaganda, polluting the readers' minds with absurd anti-progressive/anti-socialist, pro-capitalist/pro-free market ideas and other forms of political blasphemy:

Shakedown Socialism
The Battle
Liberty and Tyranny
FairTax Books

Unfortunately, this is not an all-inclusive list. Should you find yourself accidentally stumbling upon other non-conforming web sites, movies or books that have the audacity to run counter to the ideals of the Obama Administration, please do let us know so we can add the URLs to this "don't link" list. We must work together to protect each other from being infected with thoughts that might lay doubt to the benevolence of our Dear Leader and his administration. Because when it comes to supporting the transformation of America, censorship, dear comrades, is a damn good thing!