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This is the "original" Scary Marxist Clown Mask, banned from Amazon on 10/27/2009 for being "inappropriate" (go figure). Made of quality latex, this inappropriate mask is sure to incite the ire of all your liberal friends, family and colleagues.
$25 plus shipping
Our Commander in Chief has placed at least one Mao-loving communist sympathizer on his White House staff, and last year gave a big Presidential bow to Chinese Premier Wen Jiabo. So as commemoration to our Dear Leader's communist love, we offer this Marxist Mask paired with a beautiful Red Army military cap.
$31 plus shipping