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Approx 7" x 4" x 3", 1.5 LB net wt. Made in USA by fully documented workers. Hand painted, so colors may vary. Limited quantity available. Each bobble head comes with a free "Bite Back" bumper sticker (see below).
"Captain Kickass" Bobble Head
Commemorating our Dear Leader's true ass-kicking nature, this bobble head celebrates the President's unflinching leadership and general iconic stature in getting things done, Constitutionality be damned! Available in two models:
Includes two detachable accessories -- a golf club and a teleprompter -- representing the tools Captain Kickass wields with near perfection. Both the head and oil barrel/Constitution on this piece bobble for added effect.
This Captain Kickass relic will emanate pure awesomeness wherever you take him. Put Captain Kickass on your desk at work to enhance your stature with your boss and coworkers. Take him with you golfing to knock several strokes off your game. Take him to the beach to impress all the ladies. Put him in your bedroom and, well, no telling what could happen... His inspiration knows no bounds!
Captain Kickass is a gift that will keep on giving, at least through 2012.
List price:$39.50
Recovery Summer Tribute Special: $30.10 ($9.40 off)
Commemorating our Dear Leader's true ass-kicking nature, this bobble head celebrates the President's unflinching leadership and general iconic stature in getting things done, Constitutionality be damned! Available in two models:
Includes two detachable accessories -- a golf club and a teleprompter -- representing the tools Captain Kickass wields with near perfection. Both the head and oil barrel/Constitution on this piece bobble for added effect.
This Captain Kickass relic will emanate pure awesomeness wherever you take him. Put Captain Kickass on your desk at work to enhance your stature with your boss and coworkers. Take him with you golfing to knock several strokes off your game. Take him to the beach to impress all the ladies. Put him in your bedroom and, well, no telling what could happen... His inspiration knows no bounds!
Captain Kickass is a gift that will keep on giving, at least through 2012.
List price:
Recovery Summer Tribute Special: $30.10 ($9.40 off)
"El Presidente" Bobble Head
Hugo Chavez's favorite book exchange compadre is immortalized in this new offering from Acorn Souvenirs. Our unique "El Presidente" bobble head includes the best in pure communist symbolism, complete with a Red Army cap on its head and classic CCCP-era hammer and sickle implements in its hands. Feel the comfort and warmth of Big Government watching over you by positioning "El Presidente" in a prominent place in your home or office.
List price:
Recovery Summer Tribute Special: $30.10 ($9.40 off)
Approx 5 LBs, 6" x 4" x 10"
Coming Soon!
"My Little Phony" Double Bobble Head
The wonderful fairytale nature of the Obama Presidency is captured elegantly in this latest unique addition to the Acorn Souvenirs line-up. Regretfully, a spelling mishap during mold design for this piece resulted in an "h" being accidentally inserted in "Pony" - but what the heck, you know what it's supposed to be, right? We won't let a little typo get in the way of celebrating our Messiah!
"My Little Phony" features two separately bobbling elements. That's right, on this magical tribute to our Dear Leader, the heads of both the President and the Unicorn on which he's riding bobble in beautiful harmony. That's double the fun! With its aura of bubblegum yummy goodness, "My Little Phony" will have you filled with joy all day long! For even greater effect, we suggest placing a double rainbow on the wall behind wherever you place this commemorative masterpiece.
My Little Phony is currently in production and orders are filled on a first come, first served basis. Each shipment includes a free package of Skittles! Order yours today!
"My Little Phony" Double Bobble Head
The wonderful fairytale nature of the Obama Presidency is captured elegantly in this latest unique addition to the Acorn Souvenirs line-up. Regretfully, a spelling mishap during mold design for this piece resulted in an "h" being accidentally inserted in "Pony" - but what the heck, you know what it's supposed to be, right? We won't let a little typo get in the way of celebrating our Messiah!
"My Little Phony" features two separately bobbling elements. That's right, on this magical tribute to our Dear Leader, the heads of both the President and the Unicorn on which he's riding bobble in beautiful harmony. That's double the fun! With its aura of bubblegum yummy goodness, "My Little Phony" will have you filled with joy all day long! For even greater effect, we suggest placing a double rainbow on the wall behind wherever you place this commemorative masterpiece.
My Little Phony is currently in production and orders are filled on a first come, first served basis. Each shipment includes a free package of Skittles! Order yours today!
List price: $49.50
Recovery Summer Tribute Special: $40.10 ($9.40 off)
Recovery Summer Tribute Special: $40.10 ($9.40 off)
A rodent eagerly chewing away at an acorn symbol has deep meaning. This self-adhesive bumper sticker is, of course, a very flattering tribute to our Dear Leader, showing that the legacy of ACORN (which helped put him into office) is absolutely delicious and we should all take a big bite out of it as a form of political communion. Or something like that. Place this sticker on your car and see how many winks and nods you get from fellow progressives! $5.00 each.
Don't fret, more souvenirs are coming!
Our Dear Leader can neither be praised nor memorialized enough for all the hard work he's been doing to push through our nation's Progressive transformation. So like Mr. Obama himself, we will not rest until we have properly commemorated all of His thankless, selfless efforts to remake our country into a statist Utopia. As former capitalists that have seen the light under The One's omniscient guidance, this is the least we can do to convey our gratitude! Sign up here to be notified when the next Acorn Souvenirs icon becomes available.
Our Dear Leader can neither be praised nor memorialized enough for all the hard work he's been doing to push through our nation's Progressive transformation. So like Mr. Obama himself, we will not rest until we have properly commemorated all of His thankless, selfless efforts to remake our country into a statist Utopia. As former capitalists that have seen the light under The One's omniscient guidance, this is the least we can do to convey our gratitude! Sign up here to be notified when the next Acorn Souvenirs icon becomes available.